Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Broncos]

(What is with you giving me all of these infections and diseases? XD)

Granted, but you are soon stopped by the police and your vehicle was impounded.

I wish for more than one wish.

[Air of the North]

Granted but these wishes have a set of rules

I wish for some salsa

[Broncos]

Granted, but "some" isn't specific enough so all you get is a tiny drop of salsa.

I wish for more spaghetti

[Air of the North]

granted but i don't have any more sauce

I wish for some Taco's

[Broncos]

Granted, but the taco is loaded with naga jolokia (ghost pepper).

I wish for a glass of milk.

[Air of the North]

granted but there is a spider in it

I wish for some coffeee

[Broncos]

Granted, but the coffee was made in the worst conditions possible and kept under sunlight at all times.

I wish for a key so that I may open this box and uncover its contents.

[Air of the North]

You get the box open but find out that it is full of rappers?

I wish for a glass of OJ?

[Renori Fa]

You get one, a glass of OJ Simpson's blood


I wish I could go skydiving

[Air of the North]

granted, but you end up finding your pants full of chocolate pudding...i believe

I wish I could go scooba diving

[Renori Fa]

Your oxygen tank runs out and you die


I wish I could stay this age

[silverlily]

Granted, but your payment is that you lose a toe.

I wish for a glass of punch.

[Renori Fa]

Granted, but your payment is that you lose a toe.

not bad actually.


Someone punches you in the face, with a glass glove

I wish I could fly

[Air of the North]

Granted but you lose your hands for wings

I wish for all my college loans to be paid for

[Renori Fa]

granted, but your future mortgages are doubled

I wish I had a billion dollars

[Air of the North]

granted but it was all counterfeit

I wish for some popcorn

[Renori Fa]

Granted but you saw me spit in it


I wish for a BMW

[Air of the North]

Granted but the tires have been slashed

I wish for a iPad

[Renori Fa]

Granted but it's broken

I wish typing on this iPad wasn't so annoying

[Air of the North]

Granted, but the AP is unable to be brought up

I wish I had the funds to do everything I want to do

[Renori Fa]

granted, but you become handicapped and are unable to do those things



I wish I had more muscle

[Air of the North]

granted but you get caught for juicing

I wish Republic City was real

[Renori Fa]

granted but then so is Mako


I wish I traveled more

[Broncos]

Granted, but you starve during each visit as a result of limited funds.

I wish I had my bike back.

[Air of the North]

granted but all that was left was this spoke

I want to have my plane ticket now